tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828865939332981272.post5495629183437300433..comments2023-10-19T05:45:19.897-04:00Comments on Eric's Daily Horoscope: Something bad is happening…Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16428491630726035905noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828865939332981272.post-77586808770868771172012-10-29T23:57:59.674-04:002012-10-29T23:57:59.674-04:00Our world would be a better place if women didnt d...Our world would be a better place if women didnt disagree on purpose everytime somebody complimented them and just would have told themselves the truth instead of self-deceiving themselves.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828865939332981272.post-60243794416473391912011-10-26T18:24:56.192-04:002011-10-26T18:24:56.192-04:00okay, that is way past my single girl home owner k...okay, that is way past my single girl home owner knowledge...if I was in PA, I'd call my nutty father....here, I'd go to my neighbor's house and ask to borrow her fiance.Denanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828865939332981272.post-82833644938924681352011-10-26T15:24:30.416-04:002011-10-26T15:24:30.416-04:00To update, the entire lighting fixture is now deta...To update, the entire lighting fixture is now detached from the ceiling, hanging by wires. It still will not open to let me change the light bulbs (which is also what it needs to do for me to reattach it to the ceiling). If anyone would like to come and kill me now, please do.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16428491630726035905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828865939332981272.post-21599172029014998372011-10-26T12:11:36.893-04:002011-10-26T12:11:36.893-04:00I think you might have to buy a wrench...or some t...I think you might have to buy a wrench...or some traction gloves. That is one stubborn nipple you got there.<br /><br />I feel it's never to early for a cocktail, and besides, it's 10am somewhere in the world :)Denanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828865939332981272.post-14242090322539478292011-10-26T11:52:50.670-04:002011-10-26T11:52:50.670-04:00I do have a jar thingie, but it does not help, as ...I do have a jar thingie, but it does not help, as the tit and the tit base will turn, but the nipple is too slippery. (Isn't a Slippery Nipple a cocktail? Is noon too early for a cocktail?)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16428491630726035905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828865939332981272.post-12616210819139155552011-10-26T11:43:28.187-04:002011-10-26T11:43:28.187-04:00hmmm, that is unfortunate. Do you have one of tho...hmmm, that is unfortunate. Do you have one of those doohickers that people use to open jars? Or I guess you could buy a wrench, but that would be a lot of work.Denanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828865939332981272.post-38703403282513725082011-10-26T11:30:18.198-04:002011-10-26T11:30:18.198-04:00I have now used one of those aerosol cans of air (...I have now used one of those aerosol cans of air (used to allegedly clean dust out of electronics) to blow WD-40 under the nipple. I do not think I have a wrench-like device which will permit me to grab said nipple, however.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16428491630726035905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828865939332981272.post-27446857648969574732011-10-26T11:09:33.328-04:002011-10-26T11:09:33.328-04:00Yes, yes it does, and I have often wondered myself...Yes, yes it does, and I have often wondered myself why I don't have a husband/boyfriend/boytoy to deal with these things. <br />Hmmm....you could try soaking said nipple in a bowl of oil, if the WD-40 can't get it...it would be tedious, but not as tedious as peeing in the darkDenanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828865939332981272.post-84223376916876676672011-10-26T11:00:31.460-04:002011-10-26T11:00:31.460-04:00As a homohomeowner, it will no doubt surprise you ...As a homohomeowner, it will no doubt surprise you to learn, I DO have WD-40. I have attempted to apply same, but it needs to get in between the nipple and the tit, as it were, as the (decorative) nipple exists to hide the inner-screw workings.<br /><br />More to the point, why don't I have a goddamn HUSBAND to deal with these things?<br /><br />Also, WD-40? STINKS.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16428491630726035905noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7828865939332981272.post-59414688736298610242011-10-26T10:49:32.642-04:002011-10-26T10:49:32.642-04:00do you have any WD-40? Spray that on the nipple an...do you have any WD-40? Spray that on the nipple and let it soak in for like 20 mins...then hunt down a wrench and have at it. I think any sort of oil (olive, vegetable, massage ;) will do if you don't have WD-40, but the WD-40 has a little sprayer that won't get the oil all over the floor.Denanoreply@blogger.com