It was fiesta, and I had the clap

Greetings, ERIC---

(Didn’t see THAT coming, didja?)

Here is your horoscope for Thursday, August 19, 2010 (If We were (subjunctively) any less in the mood for this, We’d be erasing yesterday’s horoscope.):

(Here once again is the SitOnMyFaceBook event for the fundraiser at which We will be strutting and fretting on Sunday: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001248400015#!/event.php?eid=136408703056751&ref=ts   And here is the SitOnMyFaceBook event for the upcoming WaitStaff show in the 2010 Philly Fringe Festival, The Real Housewives of South Philly: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-WaitStaff/177605379471?ref=ts#!/event.php?eid=140078749365736&ref=mf   Please note that that show will also be playing on September 25 at Ursinus College (for all of Our Ursinian readers), as well as the following weekend, October 2 & 3, in the Wilmington Fringe Festival (for all of Our Delawarian readers).)

(If We have Ursinian or Delawarian readers, please give Us a shout, as We are currently convinced that We have about two readers.  Neither of whom has a computer.)

(Here is Our video for you to continue to ignore.  (Actually, Our video was randomly reposted yesterday by a SitOnMyFaceBookian friend.  Which was certainly encouraging.  Not that it lit up the world with hits, but still.  It’s nice to know One’s work is appreciated.)):

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(Our Our-O-Scope:)

Don’t fear for the future (When there’s so much scary cr@p right here in the present?)

— you know you can take care of this! (Oh, We can take care of a lot of things.  It’s having to hide the bodies all by Ourselves that gets on Our nerves.)

It’s easier than ever for you to step up and ensure that you’re heading in the right direction. (Well, We’re in this handcart, see, and it’s getting warmer by the minute…)

Doubts only get in the way!  (We’re not entirely sure that We believe that.  (Heh.  See what We did there?))

You’ve got plenty to do, and you’re all fired up to take care of business. (Well, We’re fired, at any rate.)

That includes work reports (No.  No, it doesn’t.  We would tell a work report story here, but We’re in a bad enough mood already.)

and personal bills — but that doesn’t mean you should forgo fun and games. (It’s all fun and games till somebody dots an I. With a cross T. Frosty Acrostic, Fantastic Elastic.)

(Don’t get it?  Go fu(k yerself…it’s not all about YOU.)

If anyone knows how to get their work done with time left over for play, it’s you. (Wait…We’re in a play?)

Let that talent shine tonight. (Oh, Chr1st…rehearsal.  Seriously?)

After recent nutty business, you’re setting a good example!  (Well, nothing says “nutty example” like Us Our Own Selves Personally.)

You’re all set for action and ready for crazy adventures. (Any chance of a nap first?)

Don’t forget to watch out for those around you who are just a wee bit shyer, who may need a little encouragement to open up in sweet ways. (Can there be any question that “open up in sweet ways” is a euphemism?  (Meanwhile, what’s a good euphemism for “euphemism”?))

(Your Euro-O-Scopes:

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nothing gets between me and my cowgrass)