Here is your horoscope for Thursday, June 10, 2010 (Happy birthday to Kevin, who is turning twenty-four today somewhere in the wilds of Oregon, which is also, coincidentally, the home of VodkaMom. Perhaps they shall run into each other…you will know it is Kevin because Kevin would be Johnny Depp if Johnny Depp were (subjunctively) a RealPerson and not a MovieStar. VM, if you DO run into him, perhaps you would be kind enough to tell him that, while Oregon is a lovely place to visit, you wouldn’t want to live there.):
(The spickerdoodles are SINGING this morning. Why will no one come and kill Us?)
(We are having a Slim-Fast™ bar for breakfast. Of course, We are so fat, We should probably eat the whole box.)
(And that’s all We’ve got. The Funny, she fails Us.)
(Our Our-O-Scope.)
Going off in the wrong direction might be easy, and would definitely feel better than doing nothing at all. But if you can stand to restrain yourself for just two short weeks, anything is possible. Isn't waiting better than acting rashly? Sure it is. (Okay, what the h3ll’s happening in two weeks? Should We be afraid?)
(Your YOUR-O-Scopes:
http://www.humorscope.com
Lose cowgrass now…ask me how!)
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