I love Lucy, and she loves me

Greetings, Excretory Recreation Includes Coprophagia---


(Oh, look it up.)


Here is your horoscope for Wednesday, June 30, 2010 (Happy (We think) birthday to the lovely and talented Willam, who turns twenty-four today (We think (We think “today”, We mean. We know his Ass(tromalogical) Ho(roscopular) sign, but for some reason We have conflicting dates in Our calendars from Days Gone By. (If you were (subjunctively) Days Gone By, wouldn’t it be cuter to call yourself “Days Gone Bye-Bye”? Discuss.))) And Happy Hump Day to the rest of all y’all.):


(We are woefully behind in Our catching up on chores, errands, and what-not from being away for a week, but We didn’t want to neglect to give you this (actually courtesy of Willam) to give you a little direction in your day: http://dailydragqueenaffirmations.com/affirmation .)


Eh-beh-deh, eh-beh-deh, eh-beh that’s all, folks.)


(Here is Our Our-O-Scope, if anyone would care to explain it to Us.)


Heaven help anyone who is under the mistaken impression that they can take you today, regardless of whether the challenge is verbal, physical or intellectual. If the individual has needed their comeuppance for some time, go ahead and administer it -- but gently. You're attracted, but for the life of you, you can't figure out why. Think of this as a gift, and don't shake the box until it's time to open it. You silver-tongued devil! Get thee in front of the powers that be, and start chatting them up. There's no way they'll refuse you now.


(Your YOUR-O-Scopes:






http://www.humorscope.com




have you driven a cowgrass lately?)