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Thursday, May 26, 2011

Good morning, StarShine!

Hello, Ducks!

Starzina Starfish-Browne here with your Eric’s Daily Horoscope for Thursday, May 26, 2011.  Happy birthday to Dave, who turns twenty-four today.  Unless, of course, One calculates in Base Eight, in which case he turns eleventy-umpty-pi.  And happy birthday also to Frank, who also turns twenty-four today, and has the good sense to leave Base Eight alone.

It occurred to Us that it’s been a while since We threw Our str8 boi readers a bone.  Hence today’s Erix Daily Horoscope Pixture Du Jour Au Jus Cher Charo Sade Coco Chanel.  You’re welcome.
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Here is what passes for Our horoscope today.  Perhaps one of you would care to comment.  We?  Would not:

You're all set to go all out -- to leave no stone unturned when it comes to getting The Project done, and done right. Just be sure you realize that one of anything won't do right now. Two, as it turns out, may also be tough to stick with.  Stop squinting. It's not you, but it's not them, either. It's a 'failure to communicate,' and there's just no way to fix it now. Take a time-out on that conversation.  What you want, you'll have -- no doubt about it. With this much power in your eager little hands, it might be best to choose your quest carefully.  Overtime is definitely on the agenda, and lots of it. Cleaning up someone else's mess is never fun -- but the kudos will be nice. Oh, and the cash won't hurt, either.

Happy early weekend; see you on the flip side.

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Starzina Starfish-Browne was born in the wagon of a traveling show…well, okay, not really.  She was actually born in Lowake, Texas, the daughter of a beautician and either a garage mechanic or the town mailman.  At sixteen, she escaped her humble beginnings by running off with Doctor Browne’s Traveling Medicine Show and, more to the point, Doctor Browne. Following the dissolution of this unfortunate entanglement (Doctor Browne was a Virgo and Starzina is, of course, an Aries), which produced a daughter, Starzina entered a contest in Soap Opera Digest and won a scholarship to Oxford (yes, in ENGLAND), where she earned her doctorate in the newly-created dual major of Astrology and Human Sexuality.  There is absolutely NO TRUTH to the rumor that Starzina’s second daughter has Royal blood, despite tabloid photographs allegedly depicting her cavorting on the Italian Riviera with Princes William and Harry, clad only in Prussian helmets and armbands of questionable taste.  Starzina currently resides with her daughters in Philadelphia, the City That Loves You (On Your) Back, where she enjoys Double Coupon Day at the local SuperCruise and “encouraging” the coxswain of the Penn rowing team.