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Greetings, Existential Reconstructionists Impersonate Carpetbaggers------


Here is your horoscope for Friday, April 23, 2010 (Since it appears that no one heard Us the first time, We shall repeat Ourselves very slowly: Google. Took. Away. Our Reader. Hits. Counter. Now. We. Only. Know. You’re. Here. If You. Leave. A. Comment. And. We’re. Getting. Bored. KThxBye.):


(While We await the great outpouring of love that will no doubt be resulting from THAT (yeah, right) , We shall occupy Ourselves contemplating why Micro$oft Weird™ thinks “Here” with a period after it is misspelled, while “Here” without a period after it is not. Then We shall no doubt have Our period. And possibly eat it, too.)


(Meanwhile, in case you’re not eating Chinese today (the frustrated Chinese could not be reached for comment), and, therefore, not receiving a fortune cookie, herewith is some advice to substitute for the contents of said absent cookie: “If the piece of trash in the gutter looks like it might be a twenty dollar bill, bend yo' fat assz ovah and pick it up, because it might just BE a twenty dollar bill!” In bed.)


(In other news, if you are anywhere in the vicinity of New York this evening, get thee to the Tribeca Fillum Festival for the screening of Willam Belli’s movie,  Ticked Off Trannies With Knives. If, on the other hand, you are anywhere in the vicinity of Dick York this evening, you might want to rethink your plans, as he is dead.)


(Our Our-O-Scope.)


Venus, the planet of love and wealth, makes not one, not two but THREE major astro-links today, suggesting that for many people, there are changes happening on the love or money front. (We’re kind of pressed for time….can’t We just combine the love and money fronts and hire a h00ker?)


The main issue is that one of the links is to Neptune and it's disharmonious, so if you've gone and got your heart entangled with someone you already know you can't really trust, watch up (“Watch up”? Kelli may not be eating Chinese, but she has apparently swarrowed the Chinese-Engrish dictionary.)


- that bad decision could be about to come and bite your butt! (We should be so lucky! (We would probably faint from the shock of receiving attention.))


On the plus side, good relationships can get better and financial deals struck now should stick, as long as everyone's being very honest and clear. (And We all know how likely THAT is to happen. Meanwhile what does this all have to do with being plus-sized?)






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