Fall on your knees...

OurAmericanCousin's 21-year-old daughter, upon returning home from a Period Of Adjustment Elsewhere, updated her SitOnMyFaceBook status to quote her grandfather, Our uncle, a 90-odd-year-old WWII veteran: "Life gets tedious."

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